Showing posts with label kickball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kickball. Show all posts

Saturday, July 27, 2013

DC Kickballers

I joined a DC Kickball league. We play on the Mall.  It is fun, but EXTREMELY fratastic. I've never really been into that BRO scene, so I'm a little out of my element. The one thing that does join us all together is vanity and booze. So ya there's that.

This week a really HAWT man came to our team.  He's "been" on the team but this is the first week he showed up.

He is a tall  drink of water and i'm thirsty. Oh and he's also a Ginger.
Prince Harry - The only decent ginger


So........there was some instant mutual attraction on the field.  Then at the bar we sat next to each other and played FLIP CUP together. Twice we fucked over our team cuz we were talking during our time to FLIP THE CUP.

So all is goin well and i'm thinking, date, maybe?

Then the HOTTEST basic bitch on my team - B - waltzes in!!!

B is super hot. She looks a lot like Meryl Streep, but even hotter.

a young meryl streep


OH AND DID I MENTION B'S LAST NAME IS "FOX"???

Needless to say - as soon as B sat across from HAWT GINGE at the flip cup table i was toast. He became totally consumed by her beauty and all my flirtation was for naught. ALAS! that is the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.......




Friday, July 12, 2013

kickballzzzzz and Bastille Day.....

i kicked the ball and went to a base and caught a ball, getting someone out. then i made new friends and drank beer and ate chicken tenders.

nothing bad happened.

i am going to a Bastille Day soiree tomorrow night, and a Sunday Bastille day brunch at a french bistro on Sunday.

C'est magnifique !!!

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

PMS and KICKBALLzzzzzzzzz

i can tell i am pmsing b/c i've been in an irritable, foul mood, i'm tired, and i bought a bag of soft, double chocolate chunk w/ walnuts cookies at trader's joes w/ NO question as to if i needed them. i also cried at the song "just the way you are" on the car drive commute home.

i'm also considering purchasing "Safe Haven".


yep. pmsing.

i'm going to my first Kickball league game on the Mall tomorrow. I'm like a summer camp kid who wants every one to like them and kinda scared to go. What if i am the fattest and/or oldest one there? as in 25 is the oldest.

We go to a bar after. Any embarrassments i cause, i will try to diffuse w/ booze.