24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/questions-single-girls-are-tired-of-being-asked#.rwy5n8DVJ

I made out with a Russian Journalist on Saturday night. I stupidly shared this fun flirty story with my mother and a friend. Both immediately responded with:

"well are you going to go out with him, was he nice?"

 No probably not cuz I was drunk and I do not want to date.  I finally became secure with my intuition which is telling me not to focus on romantic relationships.

Watching a Frances Ha movie Q & A recently, the actress Greta Gerwig said they set out to make a film that wasn't about a girl finding the man of her dreams. She said, "if that's the climax, the point of the story, well frankly that's not good enough."

It's annoying how at holiday parties people ask how you're doing. then they ask with a glint in their eye, "seeing anyone special???" It's just annoying. As if that is the best thing that could happen to you. There are 5 million other better things than that. Money, Italian, Chocolate, Coffee, Movies, Art, Cookies, Sushi, Books .... 

There are so many more things in life, in our story, than the opposite sex. It's unfortunate how society makes men such an asset. Maybe less so in the "1st world" but it's horrible how men control the destiny of so many women in our world - specifically prostitution industries, child brides, communities where women have no rights.

Also, I've been hearing more of the exhaustion and tiredness, boringness of marriage/children lately. I don't know if I only notice this b/c I agree or if the current trend is to complain about life on the Internet. I do think the Internet tends to take regular life and whine about it. But Life isn't a fucking instagram feed!!! Life isn't as glamorous as it is on social media and that bothers people.

Drunk in DC

This is what happens when a Morroccan man takes your cellphone and puts his number in it. I do not remember name of said man. I do remember he was Morrocan. That is all.

AND APPARENTLY WE TALKED about my love for Tagines?

Drunk in DC. Nothing like it.

DC Kickballers

I joined a DC Kickball league. We play on the Mall.  It is fun, but EXTREMELY fratastic. I've never really been into that BRO scene, so I'm a little out of my element. The one thing that does join us all together is vanity and booze. So ya there's that.

This week a really HAWT man came to our team.  He's "been" on the team but this is the first week he showed up.

He is a tall  drink of water and i'm thirsty. Oh and he's also a Ginger.



So........there was some instant mutual attraction on the field.  Then at the bar we sat next to each other and played FLIP CUP together. Twice we fucked over our team cuz we were talking during our time to FLIP THE CUP.

So all is goin well and i'm thinking, date, maybe?

Then the HOTTEST basic bitch on my team - B - waltzes in!!!

B is super hot. She looks a lot like Meryl Streep, but even hotter.




OH AND DID I MENTION B'S LAST NAME IS "FOX"???

Needless to say - as soon as B sat across from HAWT GINGE at the flip cup table i was toast. He became totally consumed by her beauty and all my flirtation was for naught. ALAS! that is the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.......