2012 is creeping in ...

With 2012 creeping in, I keep on being ambushed by "life changing" articles.  They all insist that i refrain from eating bread and dairy and only one cup of coffee a day.

let's see how i measure up to this article:

• Not getting enough sleep (less than 8 hours)
• Eating too much sugar
• Drinking too much coffee (more than 1 cup)
• Skipping meals
• Eating anything made in a factory (junk and processed food)
• Eating bread
• Eating dairy
• Drinking more than 3 glasses of wine or alcohol a week
• Working too much
• Not exercising at least 4 times a week
• Not doing yoga
• Spending too much time on the computer
• Watching TV
• Not being outside in nature
• Not spending time with friends
• Getting dehydrated - if this includes alcohol, i'm fine.

everything that is crossed out i am doing fine at.
for the new year i want to find a job, work out more and i guess i have to drink green juice so i don't die.

but i can guarantee i will continue to eat breakfast tacos and Quack's chocolate croissants.
i will still swear and drink too much.

their are certain things i refused to give up.

where will i be living in the latter half of 2012???
i'd like to find a job in a different country, but i don't know how to do that. also i don't think i have the energy or gumption for that right now.

i am going to Paris & London for a week with my friend in Feb. This is neither a good decision for my bank account or job seeking. It is contra but i am doing it anyways.