- All NYC women going on the Red line to the Blue to get to Reagan National complain the entire time about their vacation/conference/weekend trip in DC. They should stay home.
- DC citizens have a strong aversion to the center of the metro car. So much so, that if you cannot get on a train, it isn't that it's too full. It's that no one wants to move to the center.
- Young girls from their late teens to early twenties cannot be taken seriously on the metro. With your caked on bronze, "Fergulicious" BLARING from your ipod ear buds and the trite smattering of star tattoos on your feet how am I supposed to believe you are intelligent, let alone capable of having an internship at the white house?!
To be continued...
