past inside my present: as told by DRAG RACE U

I HAD A GIG LAST NITE. 5 MINUTES INTO IT AN EX CAME IN WITH HIS BITCHFACE GIRLFRIEND AND SAT IN THE FRONT ROW.

this was her face:

AND ON THE INSIDE I WAS LIKE:

and like this:

BUT ON THE OUTSIDE, DURING MY PERFORMANCE WITH MY BAND I WAS LIKE:

and in closing i was like:

AND THEN THIS MAN COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY OUTFIT AND BOUGHT ME A BEER IN FRONT OF BOTH OF THEM:

SO FUCK EVIL BITCHFACES AND DUMBASS EXES WHO THINK BEING ANTAGONISTIC IS A GOOD IDEA AT MY GIGS.