How you can get fat in Italy.

I have developed a bit of a tummy. I always wanted to become a yogi master and this is the best incentive. When I come back I suspect I will have the body of a god – and that god is Buddha. I am not working here or really stressing out – o wait – I am never stressing out – ever. So i am content and therefore I feel sort of bobulous like Winnie the Pooh. Here is an ode to food:

Here is a list of foods I like in Italy

All their yogurt – especially coffee flavored

Every single cheese ever produced here, mozzarella is #1

Bread.

NUTELLA.

Wine. Red wine, I hate white, that is universal, unless of course I must have it with my seafood.

Bellini

proscuitto

Here is a list of foods I miss from America

Peanut butter

Captain crunch

Teavana (ok technically not a food, but ya know)

Guacamole

Doritos

BAGELS & CREAM CHEESE.

Wow. looking at this list, I’ve realized it is all junk food (except for tea). O, ya know what I don’t miss? Starbucks. If Nutella is Jesus, Starbucks is Lucifer. I do not miss Starbucks. What crap. Eeewwww. Watered down warm sugar w/ nasty chalky whipped cream on top. I don’t think so.

Besides my ass expanding [I kid, I kid], I think some of my travel plans are expanding also. I am going to Greece in April and after that on to Dublin for Easter, which will be interesting. Any suggestions I will take!