Yesterday i was on the phone w/ my friend, N. I told her i am over men and want nothing to do with them. My recent crash and burn scenarios have made me want to become asexual. which everyone laughs at upon my utterance. no one believes me.
N said that as soon as i turn on that asexual switch the universe will send me men walking-dead-zombie style to my door. The minute i don't want it they will come in droves.
It sounds silly, but it does seem to always happen that way.
Bolt your doors. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.
N said that as soon as i turn on that asexual switch the universe will send me men walking-dead-zombie style to my door. The minute i don't want it they will come in droves.
It sounds silly, but it does seem to always happen that way.
Bolt your doors. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.
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